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Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now that's a real education fuck books
If you wanna make it in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen
Aka a guy who eats his noodles and cooks in them too.
"I want me a noodle boi"
"Yo me too"
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The male equivalent to a basic girl. Typically white and looks exactly like his 3 friends Todd, Matt, and James.
“Yo did you snag that new thrasher hoodie? It’s looking tight!!”
“Heck Nah, Im no noodle boy”
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A young, male hominid devoid of strength and muscle mass. A wimpy, weak and powerless creature loved by bullies.
Janie held his arms behind his back and kicked his ass. He is such a noodle boy.
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Angry stick figure created by johnen vasquez, likes to yell at passesrs by and perpitrate in random acts of dumbness.
"i can smell your butt!"
"cast out the weasil!! Uh...your blocking my cheese hole!!"
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A comic drawn by Johnny the Homocidal Maniac (otherwise known as NNY or JTHM for the homeless and insane. Most Noodle Boy comics end with HNB getting shot in the head, or being killed in some other grusome way. The comics tend to be random and often insane, but NNY swears there is some deeper meaning behind them.
"Marvel at my plastic applicator!! Not just any accessory for your sanitary napkins!"
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A comic drawn by Jhonen Vasquez which features a deranged and babbling stick-figure who shouts random gibberish. Usually gets shot or explodes in the comic.
Examples of ranting is below
farking doughnut!! Mock me? You fried cyclops!!
Accept my heartwarming gift of tree scratchies!!! I absolve thee!!
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A Stick Figure Drawn by Jhonen C. Vasquez. Examples of HNB's speech: "Peas! Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas.Peas. Look! David Hasslehoff can fly!"
Happy Noodle boy (the Noodleiod) is a scary stick figure.
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