notbooked

When girl tries to make a guy be emotional by making him watch The Notebook, but it utterly fails because the film is incredibly predictable with a single sad thing which it milks to death. Frankly there are many much sadder films out there.

My girlfriend tried to make me open up my feelings by getting me to watch The Notebook, but that shit didn't work on me, i was completely Notbooked.

notbook

Notbook (n.) -- An affordable ultraportable laptop, typically with a 11.6-inch or 12-inch display that is not a netbook. It packs more power than a netbook (i.e. can handle 1080p video and Flash at fullscreen) and provides a more comfortable computing experience than the typical, 10-inch underpowered, shrunken Atom-based laptop. Most do not have optical drives, but do last for over five hours on a charge. Unlike pricey ultraportable laptops, notbooks are more affordable and start at around $400.

Shontellnique- "Girl, i think my weave comin' undone again, can you see my tracks?!"

Obamaniqua- "Mhmmm, I told ya ass not to go to the Dominican weave sto'. And dat shit look like horsehair! Where you put the glue?!"

Shontellnique- "Its right there next to my notbook i got fa free99."

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