Nowen

Someone named Owen that asks a lot of questions that almost always result in a no.

Owen: Wanna hang out today?
You: No.
Owen: Wanna play Xbox?

You: No, Owen.
Owen: Wanna hang out today?

You: Omfg Nowen, stop asking.

Nowen

An incredibly handsome guy. He's cool. He's funny. He's all you could dream of. Yes he do the cleaning, yes he do the cooking, and he also calls people on the phone for you because he knows you're anxious. Apart from that he remains a human with feelings and emotions. Maybe sometimes too many, and very easy to hurt. Nowen is definitely a snowflake. His lack of strength and his body of a stickman are balanced thanks to his talent (he's got a lot of talent).

Guy 1: Who's that pokemon?

Guy 2: That's not a pokemon, that's Nowen, but if he were a pokemon you'd want him in your pokédex.