noyst

Definition
Acronym for "Name Of Your Sex Tape". Said in response to any comment that, when taken out of context, is even vaguely dirty. It is a more advanced form of "That's what she said", since it retains the ability to make anything sound like a filthy sex act, while being more broadly applicable to practically any statement.

Origin
Running gag on Brooklyn 99 - Det. Jake Peralta repeatedly makes fun of Det. Amy Santiago by replying to innocuous statements she makes with : "That's the Title of your Sex Tape".

- But seriously, what is taking so long?

- #noyst

- There's a blast of cold air coming out of that box...
- NOYST!

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Noyst

An abbreviation of the phrase “name of your sex tape”, a bit frequently used in the TV series Brooklyn 99.

“Ugh why won’t it fit?”

“Noyst!”