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To hit someone really bad; or to kill someone or to be killed.
I was playing Call Of Duty and I nurked so many guys!
1.A small person with disruptive and irritating intent.
2.Another word for idiot. Used regualarly by Spike Milligan and by Ronnie Barker in PORRIDGE.
"You flamin' nurk!"said Hamish and Sean
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someone who inspires others to smoke weed
...i think you can get the picture!
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Nurk: Dude who has the chance to score but doesn't pull it off, then wastes your time explaining not pulling it off.
Fred had a woman rubbing his cock and ass while he was semi awake and decided sleep was the better option, and the next day he told everyone exactly how he chose not to score and sleep instead.
"Fred is all about the NURK. Just ask him and he'll tell you how he totally didn't close the deal.
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When you go to the gym and work deltoids, triceps, biceps and forearms. In most cases you drink quad strength coffee before your workout. Nurks can also just be another word for muscles.
Example #1
Joe : Yo bro you gonna do the whole nurks today?
Jules: Hell yeah you know it cuz.
Example #2
Damn he must workout a lot because he has some big nurks!
Yo, I NURKLED that fagget.
or
Yo, I just NURKED that fagget
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The feeling you can describe as such: auuuahhahahhhhhhfhhhhfhfhshhshshhh. It can also described as uncontrollable or unbearable discomfort. The moment someone utters the words "Urking my Nurkings" you immediately understand that the individual at hand is feeling the overwhelming ferocity and passionate rage of a man who has witnessed the tragic events of May 6th 1937. This can often be used as a sign of disagreement with another being as well as show your annoyance towards something, someone, or an event that had taken place that proved to become a minor inconvenience to your overall wellbeing.
It can also be said as: Urked my Nurks, Urking my Nurkings, etc...
"what happened with Michael yesterday really Urked my Nurks."
"Bloody unfortunate that the queen's birthday had interfere with our terrorists attacks innit?"
"yeah mate, that really did urking my Nurkings"
"Man, that sucks what happened, really Urks my Nurks"