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Describes the physical attributes and general persona of a motorcycle popo. Key Descriptors: an imaginary watch to check time, Oakleys under a shaded visor on helmet, and pants that are so tight, they look painful to get on and off. Interactions: a beckoning finger maneuver while weaving in and out of traffic. You will then be labeled a suspect. Anticipate frequent looks as you are expected to view popo ass as he bends over unnecessarily. Consequence: the desire to be a butt surfer.
Name derived from his preference for protein rich granola bars and their prominent place in his bike trunk.
"Damn Sally, you see that cop fly by doing that prostate maneuver we saw on Talk Sex With Sue last week?
"Yeah. What a total nut crunch."
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the act of getting a blowjob while making a peanut butter sandwich
Well i got home from raisins the gay hooters and i was craving a peanut butter ad jelly sandwich. Well i maid henrietta was having a very fine looking onsomble on. She came up and honeslty i had the biggest and most crooked backboard of a boner ever and i just couldnt wait to get to the den and she just gave me a rainbow nut crunch.............
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A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls
Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget
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so scientist have studied the banana nut crunch is a serial for old ass niggas like AJ ,usually if you eat the cereal you are 80 years old
I know an old ass person name AJ and he eats banana nut crunch
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the act of kicking a guy in the groin
dude, why are you holding yourself?
i called janie a bitch and she banana nut crunch'ed me!
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When a teenage male has sexual fantasies about a woman over sixty.
John had a case of nanna's nut crunch for his social studies teacher.
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A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.
Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.