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Milk that’s comes out of nuts.
That girl drank all of my nut milk.
Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The milk that is left in a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
Guy 1: Do you drink the nut milk?
Guy 2: No, it's too sweet
one's semenal fluids
dude wen i got done masturbating last nite there was nut milk all over the place
Some hipster shit that they use in lattes instead of regular milk. Probably jizz.
Customer: can I get some nut milk in that latte?
Male barista: I'm sorry ma'am. It's been a long day and I'm bone dry.
Nut from a middle-aged white father.
Dad named Bill: Honey, after the gun show, you want some of my Seth nut milk?
Mom named Beth: o Yes!
Gay: You want some of my breast milk?
Me: Hell no! No one likes gay nut milk
Gay: sigaf