Nut-tea

The act of inserting or circling one's finger around one's anus then carefully rubbing the said finger around another individual's tea mug

"Timothy is being mildly annoying today so got him a nice cup of Nut-tea"

"Jamie, would you like a cup of nu...cough!...tea"

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Ice-Tea Nuts

1. A state in which one's balls smell like ice-tea (usually when hot and sweaty)

2. Hot, sweaty, nasty balls in general

"Yeah, I just finished a game of basketball. Let me take a shower, I got Ice-Tea Nuts."

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