Nutstard

When you haven’t nutted in a long time and your semen has become yellow because of how long it’s been sitting in your sack

Calvin hasn’t nutted in a while he must be nutstard

Nutstarded

Adj. - Being unequivocally bat-shit crazy and ass clown retarded, at the same time.

My boss was so nutstarded, she replied to her own email, before anyone even had a chance to respond.