Nygel

A completely awesome person you should already know, if you think you don't know him, you're wrong. His swag is ridiculous, meeting him often results in immediate humbleness in awe of his awesomeness. Also, wear a condom even when talking to him, his sexiness will often result in you being in bed while you thought you were still talking to him.

Dude, that party upstairs is ridiculous, I can't hear a thing.

Oh, that's just Nygel's swag bro, get used to it. It attracts women like bees to honey.

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Nygel

biggest simp alive

Your friend Nygel was simping over this girl at the party.

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Dirty Nygel

Drinking heavy laxatives late in the night and accidentally crapping yourself in your sleep...

"Man I woke up to a dirty Nygel this morning"

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Nygell

Also known as “7:30”. Fucking duck who exchanges oxygen for nitrogen, nyams chocolate darlings pussy in a park and grabs ballsack of a nigga named “R1”? Quack qua.. I mean his mum also feeds “R1” jellof rice.

Girl: Nygell quackpoomey, lick me pussy.
Nygell: yes miss I’m a simp