O-drive

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What an o-drive

Five O's of Driving

There are five words beginning with "O" that you must avoid while driving. Failure to avoid them WILL eventually result in disaster.

-Old
-Ovaries
-Oriental
-Out of town
-On the phone

The 70 year old asian woman had out of state plates and was busy yakking on the phone when she rammed my Ferarri. I am distraught, but I have only myself to blame since she was the living, breathing embodiment of the Five O's of Driving and I did not immediately leave the area.

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drive-o-rama

Slang fifties-inspired term for when a group of people pile into the car with no planned destination, just to indulge In the fun of driving together.

There was a moment of sheer ecstatic, nearly electrical joy that ran like a current through all of us, like when my dad used to yell out, “drive-o-rama!” on the weekend.