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Old Friend

Still having feelings for them but i don’t say muchhhh so it’s whatever :/

“He’s/ She’s just an old friend don’t worry

by Petty Much? January 15, 2019

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Old Friend

Term used when greeting a friend you haven't spoken to or seen in quite awhile.

How's it going, old friend? We haven't spoke in a minute.

by Lazarus_FPS April 22, 2017

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Your old friend blue

That friend who’s been in your life for an extended period of time that you can never remember

A: hey do you remember your old friend blue

E:no I don’t who is blue

A:dude they literally spent every day at your house

by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019


Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021


hello darkness my old friend

Originally a song from 1964, with over 91 million views it was uploaded to YouTube in 2009 and became a meme.

dark|ness
ˈdɑ knəs
NOUN
wickedness or evil:
"the forces of darkness"
synonyms: evil · wickedness · corruption · sin · sinfulness · iniquity ·

Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Simon: Walks into physics class
Simon: Hello darkness, my old friend.

When you have a math test and haven't studied.
hELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND !!

by trashscn November 23, 2016

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Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu August 16, 2008

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hello darkness my old friend

hello darkness my old frienddddd

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND!

by HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIENDD! May 20, 2021

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