onoves

(oh-no-vees)

n. what you call your ovaries when you accidentally get pregnant

(oh-no-vs)
n. you meant to type knives but you’re drunk

DAMMIT MY ONOVES ARE AT IT AGAIN! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO AFFORD A BABY?!

onovation

The process of ruining a great thing. (Yoko-Ono-vation). "Breaking up the band."

Pronounced Oh-No-Vay-Shun

Ben Roethlisberger's onovation vs the Redskins caused his team an undefeated season and life long anguish to Steelers fans.