OODSS

Literal translation: Out-of-Date-Semen-Sample

Walking your female date home, not getting offered to come in for 'coffee' and so instead, masturbating on her doorstep and ejaculating through her letterbox.

She didn't want to sleep with me, so I l gave her OODSS.

The date didn't work out, all I got was OODSS.

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