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Some Ali Baba story sh*t where he went to a cave or whatever and when he said the magic words “open sesame” this big sesasasame-seed looking rock moved
“You got cash in your safe?”
“Lemme check. Open Sesame”
*clonk* safe opens
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Is somebody with a speech impediment and who has a habit of speaking in the third person, trying to say "open says me!"
"I can't figure out how to open this magical door!"
"Doode, they say 'n open sesame"
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term to describe an automatic door opener...
also used to describe that u want something quick done right away...like u wanted it done yesterday
waving a magic wand anytime u want something done right away
i want it done right away...
i want it done yesterday...
i wanted it done yesterday
i wish i can say open sesame and cook breakfast, do laundry, walk the dog, feed the fish, clean my room, clean the house, fix the car...etc, etc, etc...
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Command that readies the vagina for intercourse.
I make sure to call out loudly "OPEN SESAME" any time I get a chick's pants off.
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A special, open-faced burger served on a sesame seed bun
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Open Sesame Burger, you should try it!"
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N./V. the act of having one's lover or friend deficate, urinate, vomit, and/or ejaculate into the end of a crocodile mile(a slip and slide with a kid pool at the end), then sliding down, head first, with a wide open mouth, ready to enjoy all the tasty goodness.
Jon always begged me to take a dump in the crocodile mile, I had no idea he was gonna do a new orleans open sesame.
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