Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

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Ozempic

OH OH OH

OZEMPIC

OH WOAH OH OHHHHHHHHHH

Guy 1: Yo how does the jingle for the Ozempic ad go?
Guy 2: Oh Oh Oh, Ozempic! Oh Woah Oh Ohhhhhhh.
Guy 1: Thanks.

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ozempic

adjective
(of a person or their build) gracefully thin; slenderly built (used approvingly).

her ozempic figure

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ozempic

ur ass cheeks

or could also mean:
awesome pic (awesome picture)

first definition: ur ozempic is lookin real fine.
shake that ozempic on me.
second definition: what an ozempic! that’s an ozempic.

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Ozempic face

A a term used to describe the sagging, gaunt look of the facial skin due to the loss of facial fat following drastic weight loss from the drug Ozempic.

Ozempic treats type 2 diabetics and obesity. Due to its side effects (glycemic control, shitting your brains out due to diarrhea, extreme bloating) people without these conditions are using it for its ability to induce weight loss, making it popular amongst celebrities and anyone who wants a quick fix. This has caused the price of the medication, and its sister drugs, Wegovy and Rybelsus, to skyrocket and experience limited supply, making it difficult for users who legitimately need them.

I hadn’t seen him until this afternoon and the Ozempic face and butt surprised me. I miss his old butt. It was a fine ass, as they say. Sad day…

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You need Ozempic

“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.

“You need Ozempic, biggie.”

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ozempic

A weight loss drug that has one of the best commercials known to mankind.

Peter: Yo, Have you heard that really catchy commercial?
Joe: OH OH OH OZEMPIC UH OH UH OHHHH..