OZZED

OZZED: verb// when you defecate or soil your pants when driving

James OZZED his pants on the way to the concert.

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ozz

Ozz is a underground Canadian rapper from Toronto, who is (respectively) always high.

Ozz: Im in Toronto the heart of the city.

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Ozz

A new mysterious, overwhelming presence in ones life that may leave them feeling breathless.

"I don't know what happened It was so...Ozz"

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ozzed

When an individual has consumed too much alcohol and proceeds to puke down the side of a car, in the middle of a casino, inside a car, in a house, or anywhere that puking is permitted.

"I got wasted on Jager last night and ozzed all over the side of my friend's car."

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Ozz-n00b

A person who thinks they know all there is to know (or enough) about the heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne, but is really as ignorant as shit about his music and life.

This is usually because they have either:

Only listened to or heard of the song 'Paranoid' or his lastest album Black Rain. (There is a 40 YEAR back catalogue of gold to experiance folks!)

OR

Watched a couple of episodes of the semi-relatity show 'The Osbournes' and thinks that entitles them to an ignorant opinion of Ozzy as a brainless idiot. Which could not be further from the truth if it went to Pluto.

1:

"HAHA, Ozzy Osbourne! He's that stoner guy with glasses right?"

"Get a life you Ozz-n00b.."

2:

"How many kids does Ozzy have?"

"Two of course, Jack and Kelly!"

"You Ozz-n00b."

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ozzing

To poop

Heidy was ozzing in the bathroom

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Get ozzed

Get ozzed, when you get your head bitten off

Dude chad got ozzed last night like his head got bit the fu*k off. Get ozzed