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An Ozzie or (Aussie) is an Australian slang term to name themselves, often used in chants on Australia day "Ozzie ozzie ozzie" "oi oi oi"
where are you from?
im a bloody Ozzie mate!
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usually spelt aussie but ozzie will do, they are the greatest people on earth and you will find them with mad accents, and at a barbie with a VB or beer in one hand and a snag or four'n'twenty in the other. they always have plenty of sheilas and have been known to drive holden utes and the likes. greatest people on the earth. aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi
1 "g'day mate"
"shutup fool, you not ozzie(aussie) you dingleberry"
2"chuck another shrimp on the barbie"
"go away bogan, we want more snags"
3"nice beater mate"
"fuck off you fillet-o-fish"
4"oi, throw us another beer"
"coming right up, asswipe"
5"hey dingus, nice ute"
"don't touch it you anal leakage"
6"your an absolute skidmark"
"get out you poof"
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An ozzie is a person of australian desent. A typical Ozzie is a person who still thinks adidas ´button up´ pants are cool, they cannot dance and use beer in place of water.They complain of wogs being on welfare when the majority of people on welfare/centrelink are indeed ozzies. If you are an ozzie reading this, well done for completing your highschool education...ozzies put down wogs but then take on the typical wog appearence and attitude. Ozzies ancestors were convicts and not much has changed within their intellect or personality. Ozzies are known for their terrible haircuts, putrid body odour and alcoholic parents. They also constantly wear the same singlets,thongs and claim to be true australians, when infact australia belongs to the aboriginies. So next time you see a skinny pimply faced broadmeadows red neck ozzie...take a moment and pity these helpless retards...also...throw 20 cents to them so they can be happy and run to the nearest milk-bar to buy a single ciggarette, usually a ´horizon´ or ´holiday´. Ozzies also love to get bashed by lebos.
´helen, that cow is a ozzie and a half!´
´Must be thursday welfare/centrelink payday...see all the ozzies linning up at the atm and phone boxes?´
´oh my god ! is that person having an epileptic fit?....nah its just an ozzie trying to dance´
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If you need help, he is always there. He will make you laugh and always put a smile on your face.
No matter what you do, or how you act, he will always love you. Prepare to be jealous when another girl starts to fall for him, because he is charming like that. But if he is committed to you, he will stay by your side forever.
No one knows you like he does, because he will take the time to know you. To ask questions. To care about you.
Be regretful when he is gone, because there will never be another guy like him. Ever.
He won't judge, or jump to conclusions, but he is human and will get defensive just like anyone else.
He is an amazing, loyal, energetic friend and lover.
He has the best taste in music.
Jimmy: So you going to Warped Tour this year?
Timmy: Hell yeah, man! I'm taking Ozzy!
Or:
Jill: OMG! Who is THAT? He's so AWESOME!
Tammy: That's Ozzy...
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Ozzy (also known Osmosis Jones) is a white blood cell. Ozzy hangs out with Drix, a cold pill. Together, Ozzy and Drix fight viruses inside of Frank's body in the movie, Osmosis Jones. In the show, Ozzy and Drix, Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever got sucked inside of a mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever went to Hector when Hector got sucked by the mosquito and Hector killed the mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever entered Hector's body. Ozzy and Drix defeated Scarlett Fever. Then Ozzy and Drix have adventures killing viruses and bacteria and other stuff.
Ozzy (white blood cell): You're cornered, Scarlett Fever!
Drix (cold pill): Yeah!
Scarlett Fever: You can't stop me!
Mosquito: *inserts straw.
*sucking noises begin.
*Ozzy, Drix, and Scarlett Fever gets sucked into the mosquito, leaving Frank's adult body.
*Mosquito flies to Hector the kid's body.
*Mosquito sucks Hector's blood.
*Hector kills the mosquito.
*Scarlett Fever sneaks into Hector's body.
Maria amino (white blood cell): We got to rescue them.
A team of cells take Ozzy and Drix inside of Hector's body.
*Ozzy and Drix defeats Scarlett Fever.
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