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short for a person's obituary printed in the daily newspaper.
"Did you read the obits column in the papes?"
"Heard our teach died."
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Shortened for of obituary.
Poster #1: <obit here>
Poster #2: did he drop any good loot
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a young temptress who often neglects to wear under garments; slut; hoe
Look at that obit standing on the corner; she has no shame.
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Refers to a guy whom a girl treats as second-class choice. These are potential partners who are somewhat incomplete. The girl throws occasion signs to lead them on but parks them hanging just in case she finally decides to use him or in the less likely case, accept him.
"Marcus is just an obiter. I feel kinda sorry that he gets led on by Nicole thinking he has a chance with her when in fact he is second choice."
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Obit is an unusual name for a woman, belonging mostly to unique women. Definitely very attractive, sweet and sometimes flirty. Just don’t piss her off by showing stupidity, she is allergic and can be very rude about it. Either you want her or you want to be her, either way you’re obsessed with her. She charms you all the way.
Girl 1: Ugh, Obit was so disrespectful, she dismissed me in the middle of a conversation!
Girl 2: Maybe you’re not worth the time and the energy
Francis mallais
Frank you are living in a Star Wars movie
Oh please Karen stop acting like a Cupide obite jouflue