obitual

An adjective to describe someone who fakes their own death incessantly, ala Harold's character in the 1971 film Harold and Maude.

Should we call the police?

Nah, it's fake blood. He's obitual.

3👍 1👎

Obitus-Sama

Definition of cute

That's definitely an Obitus-Sama.

2👍 1👎

obitu-gasm

Collective or individual mourning of a public figure that involves a proliferation of RIPs, memes, and still pictures which allow individuals express their sense of loss - be it performative, hyperbolic, superficial, or some combination there of.

The nation’s outpouring of grief over the loss of Betty White is as cathartic as it is obitu-gasmic.

Obituate

Any of the addictive opioid drugs (Vicodin, Oxycodone, heroin) that users overdose on commonly, sometimes fatally. Root cause of many celebrity deaths.

Tom Petty died of an obituate overdose.