October 4th

the birthday of the person I know. They are fucking amazing and sweet and if you are born on this day I love you a lot <3

God today is October 4th, love today its the best persons birthday

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October 4th

National slap your ex day

I’m gonna do it it’s October 4th!

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October 4th

National lotion appreciation day.

I cant wait for October 4th

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October 4th

The goat himself, Ibukun Oluborode, was born.

Acknowledgement to Ibukun on this beautiful day , October 4th

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October 4th

October 4th is the national "give your BF a blowjob day"

Him: hey it's October 4th
Her: so what?
Him: it's national blowjob day.

her:oh okay do you want it now?

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October 4th

The best day of the year because it’s the birthday of the nicest girl . She’s pretty, funny, smart and don’t forget sarcastic. Happy birthday for then girly!

Ruby - wait is it your birthday today

Hermione - hell yeah it is baby!
Ruby - omg we must be friends it’s October 4th

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October 4th

A day where its either shit, or u shit urself (or both)

October 4th:

Person 1: my day has been shit
Person 2: i shit myself

Person 3: i shit myself making my day shit