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Well known in the Viking mythology, octopuss, originally applied octopussy, came from the act of applying the sea creature to one's genetalia. A viking would apply the octopuss to his dick and let the animal grapple his member with its eight tentacles. He would then pull violently on the octopuss's head, thus recreating a fellatio or vagina-like sensation.
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1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.
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Roger Moore's sixth Bond film which involved a plot about trading counterfeit Romanov jewelry for a nuclear device that would be exploded in an American airbase in West Germany.
The villains were Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan) and General Orlov (Steven Berkoff)
Maud Adams plays the title role of Octopussy, making this her second time to act in the Bond series. Kristina Wayborn also plays a love interest in this.
I consider this to be one of the better Bond movies made.
Bond: What's that one your back?
Magda: Oh, that's my little octopussy.
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The act of getting octopussy involves having sex with 8 or more women in the same night.
"Dude! I just got some octopussy last night!"
"Was it awesome?"
"Hell yea, man!"
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Jack Octigan aka a ginormous faggot
the octopussy down the road sat in the corner while kids threw shit at him
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Bob: Dude, you see Octopussy?
Steve: Yeah, at the freak show last week!
Bob: What?
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A vagine capable of popping out eight little rugrats. Very rare indeed; the product of a Beverly Hills mad scientist.
Yo, did you hear about that whack doc who created Octopussy? The entire medical community is going to be probing him soon! I hear it will be on Pay-per-view.
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An octopus like organism that dwells in the cookies of young transexual women. whenever the subject is seeking stimulation during the night, the octopussy will delve deeper into the cookie dough that it has burrowed in and wrap its 70 tentacles around the walls of the meat sack and start massaging and pulsating causing the subject to experience multiple orgasims and can even distort the mind into creating a dream where the subject in question will begin to fantasize about her grandmother. Once the first rays of dawn begin to show, the Octopussy will crawl out of its habitat and absorb all of the subject's liquids out of her bedsheets. This mutualistic relationship is the result of hormonic, slutty whores.
Woah.... what happened last night, my insides are buzzing and I feel.... wet? I feel dirty, guess I'll have to cancel happy hour for a shower. *man bursts in*
TWAS THE OCTOPUSSY
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