Oeuf qui Marche

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"

Oeuf qui Marche ate a sandwich after that intense futboll session