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(older from far away) A girl who from far away apears to be sexy, but as she aproaches, it turns out she is far too young for you to be checking her out.
"check out the sexy blonde in the denim shorts"
(short break as she walks past)
"you peado, she was like thirteen!"
"OFFA!"
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A term used in a poker room for a dealer that gets rejected more than three times from the waitstaff.
Jared got rejected once again at the poker room. He failed with the first girl, then the second and now the third. He is such a offa.
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What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.
Get offa my land! BANG BANG........ dead
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What Ah holler when some varmint gits orn mah property with out mah po'misshun
Varmint: La la la i'm on your property
Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*
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