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offie

Noun: Short form of 'off licence'.
A British pub has an 'on' licence (licenced to sell intoxicating liquor for consumption ON the premises). They used to also have a little hatch where you could buy drink to take away and this had an 'off' licence. All such purchases had to be consumed off the premises.
Nowadays Britons buy their take-out booze in a shop which is unconnected to any pub. These shops have to apply for the same 'off licences' from local magistrates and have retained the name.

Look at the time! It's wifebeater o'clock. Should I go and drink sociably and responsibly with mature friends in the pub and then return home in a quiet, orderly fashion without vandalising or vomiting; or shall I go down the offie and buy some dangerous-looking lager, go home and get wankered - all sorry and lonesome; vandalise my own home and vomit in every room?

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 16, 2005

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offie

Corn ball, wannabe; being something that you are not.

George is an offie because he tries to fit in with the cool kids, and he is not cool.

by quiana September 3, 2003

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offie

someone who is in desperate need of popularity, goes against the grain, an outcast, sits alone at lunch, is real awkward, and has many things wrong with their appearance

greg d at luch: hey guys, is this seat taken?
my friends and me:uhh..........beat it offie

by pat kopecki January 15, 2004

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offie

1. loser; nerd; WANKSTA!!

That white is an offie! Those shoes aint jordans, those like...washingtons! Offie!

by Shanaynay January 29, 2003

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offie

an offie is a "wierdo" , very socially awkward, someone who is off in social skills.

wow matt is such an offie he doesn't have much friends except other offies.

by fucklifedrinkbleach November 16, 2016

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offie

British English - an off-licence - shop licenced to sell alcoholic beverages

I'm popping down the offie to pich up some beers, do you want anything?

by Rory Davies September 23, 2003

47๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


offie

loser

John is an offie because he likes to talk shit about people behind their back

by luke October 15, 2003

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