Oh, Fuck me.

Relating to the terms Fail and Epic Fail, this statement Is used when things go horribly wrong, like the Russians firing a nuke at themselves.

Russian ICBM Guidance Officer: Sir, the missile is not heading for America.
Russian Commander: Well where is it heading to?
Guidance Officer: Us, Sir.
Commander: Oh, fuck me.

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oh fuck me

When someone gets pissed and is so mad he/she would rather get fucked at that moment

The man asked out a girl that he saw on Twitter and got rejected so he yelled "OH FUCK ME"

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oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

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