You’ll need 3 things, big meaty claws, activated charcoal( to make it black), and a volunteer. What you do is you make the volunteer eat the activated charcoal and you stick your fist up there ass so damn far and you proceed to I hydraulically pump there ass with your fist till there black shit spews out like a oil rig.
Dude that orgy was great, I did the ol oil rigger on a innocent victim
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When your standing up while a girl sucks on your balls and you are jacking-off. You blow your load straight up and it looks like an oil well erupting, landing all over her face and oiling her hair.
Hey man, Jackie let me give her The Oil Rigger last night, I blew my load like a Kuwaiti oil well..SLUTS!
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cockney rhyming slang to define a black person as a nigger, the words oil rigger are usually used by a person with a large penis... LOUIS!
"dude thats one grimey lookin' oil rigger"
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The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
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The act of sticking one or more fingers into someone's anus (clothed or not) while shouting,"Oil Rigger" in a country accent. Best used when the victim is bending over, walking up stairs, or standing in front of you. The reverse reach around Oil Rigger is also always a challenge.
I definitely penetrated the bootyhole when I gave that dude an Oil Rigger on the escalator.
I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.