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home of the quakenado.... one of the few places in the world where two natural disaster happen at the same time.
Dude I was in oklahoma last week and I had to run out side 'cause of the quake.... then the tornado horn went off and I had to go in the shelter! I know bro I hate QUAKENADOS!
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The useless chunk of land trimmed from the top of Texas to make Texas look cooler on a map. There are no rest stops on the interstates in Oklahoma because they spent the whole budget on billboards that say "Oklahoma: Like California, only less fruity".
Jo-Dean: "man, I hate Oklahoma... and what's with those homophobic billboards!?"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"
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A state where it gets too hot to shovel snow (even though there's snow on the ground.)
Dad: Could you please shovel the snow off the driveway?
Me: Gee, it's kind of hot to be doing that...
Dad: Damn Oklahoma weather.
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reddest state in the union. home to the people who want to create a volunteer state militia to oppose the federal government.
Oklahoma: Welcome to the Land of Jesus and Guns.
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The birth place of Chuck Norris, and the hillbilly heartland. The place everyone disses because they wish they could have the low poverty rates, and economy that Oklahoma has. Is pretty diverse because it was the dumpster for races that the US didn't want a long time ago. And it actually has some pretty good looking girls, although strangely all the ugly ass ones are the ones who get pregnant.
Oklahoma, the best state in the United States.
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46th state admitted into the United States of America. Home of the University of Oklahoma Sooners, Oklahoma State Cowboys, and (most importantly) the Oklahoma City Thunder.
The positives in Oklahoma are in the women (Comedian Ryan Davis once compared the women here to women in Atlanta, the main difference being that in Oklahoma, the men here love our women), low cost of living, and the ability to live through all four seasons in a calendar year. Downtown Oklahoma City is the most underrated urban area nationally in the new millennium, but the concerts here still (unfortunately) consist of primarily country music.
Tulsa has OKC beat on the concert tip, but OKC wins everywhere else. The City has more people, more nightlife, more sports, more shopping, and people who actually don’t have their heads collectively shoved up Governor Mary Fallin’s ass (even as she has to live in OKC).
Tulsa will counter will Little Dick Syndrome talking about how their hills are prettier and their hearts are purer. It’s not that Tulsa is a bad city. But, it’s more of a big town.
Oklahoma is not just full of peckerwood crackers either. Langston University, the most western HBCU in the United States, is here. In OKC alone, there are neighborhoods dedicated to black people, Asians and Latinos. Most Oklahomans won’t even take the time out to spend in these ethnically diverse enclaves, which is a damn shame. Their version of Oklahoma is a far different one than the Hee-Haw crap that you see on TV.
Man, the Oklahoma City Thunder sure kicked the dog shit out of the defending NBA champion Golden State Warriors inside Chesapeake Energy Arena.
Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield told the KU Football team to lick his salty nuts.
Your school is wrestling against Oklahoma State today? Well, you’re about to catch an ass-whooping.
Stop by Langston University as you’re leaving Stillwater if you want to hang out with some sexy black girls.
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non-chalant slang word signifying when a man has an 'erection'.
Named after state of Oklahoma for its significant long, straight, panhandle.
Word is useful in conversations when simply stating 'I have an erection' would be inappropriate or awkward
"Damn, Oklahoma."
"Mike, you coming?" 'Yeah, i'm just going to sit here for a minute or two, Oklahoma'
"Enjoying the show?" 'Oklahoma, ma'am.'
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