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When a family member ruins Christmas by fighting with everyone
My uncle is a real Old Saint Dick continues to argue with people about politics and religion every damn Christmas.
While taking a girl from behind, grab some of her hair in each hand and shout "Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Donder and Blitzen"
For a present I gave my girlfriend the old saint dick. Best Christmas ever.
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