A country rap song written by Little Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus that describes the first person point of view of sex with a partner (or “pardner”).
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse (penis) to the old town road (vagina or anus)
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (orgasm)
Cowgirl: “hey Little Nas X what’s old town road really about?”
Little Nas X: “a loner cowboy on the road to success using only his extraordinarily large penis. It’s an autobiography.”
Cowgirl: “dang, you Gucci!”
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A place where you keep the horses in the back. Don't worry, the horse tack is attached. You can ride on the horse, maybe whip out that Porsche.
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm gonna ride till I cant no more.
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The act of blasting “Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X.
There was a lot of Old Town Roading at the party.
A cultural masterpiece. lit mint the song that you listen to and then your mom judges you. By lil nas x aka the littest ever.
P1- yo turn that shit up. What’s it called?
P2- this is old town road broskies!
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A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.
Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab”
Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”
Girl: “Oh my god, yes”
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Want to put horses in the back and go to Old Town Road, Johnny?
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the littest frickin bop for big highschool minty men
zach “yo listen it’s old town road
liam “oh yeah man that’s the 73rd time i’ve heard that bop, play it again”
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