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Ollivandered

"No! No! Definately Not!"
When Harry Potter was trying to choose a wand in the first movie and a wand he chose wrecked his shop he said, "No! No! Definately Not!".

Guy 1: Yo that cougar over there just tried to hit on me!
Guy 2: Really? What did you do?
Guy 1: She was like sixty so i Ollivandered her...

by koloss November 15, 2014