omnitard

While not being out and out retarded, the omnitard has a way of making everything (s)he does seem retarded.

Man, Joe is such an omnitard. Every time he comes over, he licks the walls, but only the red ones.

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omnitard

omnitard
Main Entry: omnitard
Function: combining form
Pronunciation: awm'nee'tärd
Etymology: Latin, from omnis (multi) & tardus (slow)
: universally slow and/or dimwitted
noun

That guy is a real omnitard for not turning the water off before working on the pipes.

Omnitard

To be more retarded than all; a person more retarded than all

you're so omnitarded

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Omnitard

noun; insult; someone who is an all-around idiot; coming from the word "omni" (meaning "all") and "retarded"; a less-offensive word than "retarded"

1) After a girl sticks a fork in an electrical socket while standing in a puddle of water, she can officially be classified as an omnitard.

2) To be used in any situation when the person is behaving in an ignorant fashion.