on a list

When the government is monitoring you because of a internet post with one idea in mind, however the post was misinterpreted as something absolutely different, usually regarding crime, violence, politics or terrorism.

Blogger: "The party last Thursday was the bomb! That white house with the killer sub woofer really started a revolution. Even the President should be impressed!"
CIA agent: "Thursday, Bomb, White House, Killer, Revolution, President"
Blogger: "I'm on a list now, aren't I?"

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On The List

What you say to “low-key” tell someone that someone else (or you) is on the sex offender list.

1.) “Hey watch out kids, I’m pretty sure that sketchy guy is on the list.”

2.) “I’m supposed to tell all the kids who buy my ice cream that I’m on the list.”

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that list

you are on that list when you have a STD

Soulja Boy's Song "That List" man i really wanted to talk this girl she so fine but then she got picked up by the clinic she must be on "that list"

Listing

verb: Feeling lust for someone you met on a dating app but have yet to meet in person

Duuuude... she is totally listing for you, man. Wait till she finds out you're a catfish!

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The List

Popularised by Homer Simpson, 'The List' is populated by things/people/places/etc you hate, and will experience your vengeance, in this life or the next.

All right, Econo-save, you just made the list!

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A-List

As by Hollywood standards, the “cream of the crop” or the best, most popular, and highest paid actors and actresses. Adopted by a student by the name of Jawan Ford during his high school years at North Springs High School in Atlanta, it was used to describe a financially “well off”, gorgeous, but more often than not snobbish group of females, whose values were considered somewhat sophomoric. It has since then evolved to describe one who holds only to the highest standards of class, professionalism, and sophistication

Did he just step out of a BMW 760Li? He's so A-List.

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On That List

To be On That List you must have a STD. Popularized through the Soulja Boy song "You on that list."

"I Razied that slut, now im On That List and that bitch is pregnant."

"Im On That List because I was raw dogging it in a bathroom stall."

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