On me, on me, on me

What your homo roommate screams while playing fortnite with toddlers

“On me, on me, on me” ...”No way, a one shot? Really? This game is trash”

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me me me me me

Someone who's very selfish! They can't take anyone else's feelings in to acount as they are not aware other people have feelings!

Girl 1: Not everythings bout you, ya know
Girl 2: Of course it is, otherwise whats the point taking bout it.
Girl 1: Your so me me me me me!
Girl 2: Point?

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me! me! me! me! me!

1)Extremely egoist yell
2)The cry of a human-ape hybrid
3)Someone who doesn't care about you

Wizard: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Princess: Me too!
Human: Wtf?

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Me-me-i-me-me

A Me-me-i-me-me is a person who types their own name into Urbandictionary.com in order to create a flattering definition of themselves.

Dale: Did you read the definition of Jen in Urbandictionary.com?
Mike: What a Me-me-i-me-me.
Dale: I know. Most Jens I've met were just easy to bang.

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touch me tease me feel me up

the main part from love talk by wayv
some guy on youtube also made a news video about being addicted to it but i forgot the name

kun: i can hear it callin' from where you are loving the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
kun: call me when it's after dark something in the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up

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I'm a Sauceror! Me, me, me!!

"I'm a Sauceror! Me,me,me!!!" is the call of a n00b, no doubt. No official Sauceror would ruin their mystical attitudes with this horrid call of noobness. If you here this call, ignore it. It is most likely some stupid Basillusionist or Bay Leaf Brujo.

You walk into the Haunted Pantry. Suddenly, you are approached by a stupid looking boy with a pan on his head. "Hey," he say," I'm a Sauceror! Me,me,me!!" You pull out your tenderizing hammer and beat him unconsious.

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cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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