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On the Hamster Wheel

A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.

After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...

by YAWA April 18, 2020

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hamster wheel

when someone just keeps running in circles (and making the same mistakes) in their life, instead of progressing

I thought when you "moved on" , everything would change....but I can see you are still on the hamster wheel-NOTHING has.

by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005

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hamster's wheel

A 20th century drinking game, comprised of smaller abbreviated drinking games combined. It is composed of beer bonging, beer pong, dice, darts, cards, shots and can crushing. It is a timed event resulting in the losers fulfilling a pre-set punishment. Usually consists of 3 or so beers consumed in around 3 minutes.

The combined time of team sunglasses gave them the victory tonight in the hamster's wheel

by Josh Danklefsen March 20, 2005

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hamster wheel

(adj.) of poor quality or mediocre build; can be used to describe various different things, especially internet connection

Will: "Yeah I don't think that I'll be on Xbox Live tonight."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."

by Will Smithers January 1, 2011

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Human Hamster Wheel

A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.

"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."

"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."

by iceman 69 January 10, 2010

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Hamster Wheel Brain

When your brain runs about some issue over and over again and won't stop, just like a hamster running in its exercise wheel. It keeps running, but doesn't get anywhere.

I'm having such hamster wheel brain about whether or not to take this job offer.

by dward May 31, 2004

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Russian Hamster Wheel

A chick stomps on a guys wiener

that bitch Russian hamster wheeled me

by ur butthole June 6, 2011