on the throne

Slang for 'on the toilet'

Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne.

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throne

(n.) The raised seating place of a monarch

(n.) The toilet bowl

(v.) to make the leader.

The king sat on his throne and viewed his subjects


The "king" shat from his throne and poo'd his subjects

I was throned!

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throne

1. the toilet

2. a toilet seat

The throne is not working right.

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throning

The emotion one feels when they have not watched the latest Game of Thrones episode. This is exacerbated by spoilers on Facebook, Twitter, work colleagues and Google Trends. Symptoms include anxiety, nausea, paranoia and the constant fear of your favourite character's death.

I have a very severe case of throning before tonight's GoT episode and it's only 9 in the morning!

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Throned

When your mind is blown by an episode or event in Game of Thrones.

Did you watch Game if Thrones last night?

Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.

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throning

During a gay 3-some, the act of one participant receiving a blow job whilst simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the recipient feel like a king.

Larry could not take the smile off his face. His grin was almost as wide as his legs had been whilst throning with Mike and Ste.

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throning

to send a text, update your facebook, twitter, myspace or any other internet social network status while sitting upon the toilet.

i was throning my facebook status when all of a sudden it was time to flush.

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