throning

The emotion one feels when they have not watched the latest Game of Thrones episode. This is exacerbated by spoilers on Facebook, Twitter, work colleagues and Google Trends. Symptoms include anxiety, nausea, paranoia and the constant fear of your favourite character's death.

I have a very severe case of throning before tonight's GoT episode and it's only 9 in the morning!

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throning

During a gay 3-some, the act of one participant receiving a blow job whilst simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the recipient feel like a king.

Larry could not take the smile off his face. His grin was almost as wide as his legs had been whilst throning with Mike and Ste.

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throning

to send a text, update your facebook, twitter, myspace or any other internet social network status while sitting upon the toilet.

i was throning my facebook status when all of a sudden it was time to flush.

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throning

"From the Norwegian word “tronet”. It's the act of sitting as you would on a throne, looking like you own the world."

"Miss Cam was throning at the end of the table, attention fully on a book ('Courtship For EvilDoers: The Do and Don'ts')."

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throning

To sit, completely relaxed, while in or on top of something which takes serious climbing (or other type) skill.

We were all talking on the street corner when we noticed Corbin throning atop the streetlight.

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on the throne

Slang for 'on the toilet'

Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne.

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throne

(n.) The raised seating place of a monarch

(n.) The toilet bowl

(v.) to make the leader.

The king sat on his throne and viewed his subjects


The "king" shat from his throne and poo'd his subjects

I was throned!

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