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1). A once morbidly obese individual who after a series of unfortunate events decided to run uncontrollably and ultimately devolops anorexia and wastes away to a sliver of his/her former self.
2). A massive tight ass, so tight that even jews envy his tightness.
1). Dude u gotta slow down and eat something, ur turning into an ondrej.
2). "Shalom hommie, so david told me its ur shout tonight"
"NO WAY!!"
"DAMMMM ur such a frieken Ondrej!"
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Name and surname of blonde, tall Slovak man in his 30s. He lives in Šaca - suburb of Baghdad. Possibly suffers dual personality disorder. During the day, while sober he is pretty funny and friendly guy named Adam. After the dark - when drunk enough - the alter-ego named Ondrej emerges and tales are being made.
Once I was drinking with Adam Ondrej and after the bar closed we ended up in gypsy settlement trying to find a three-legged dog.
He’s a whore who thinks he is always right. He doesn’t change his boxers-only once a week. He doesn’t believe in flossing. Breathe smelly like an old man. His teeth are also all rotten.
Person 1:yoooo what’s that smell
Person2: that’s just Ondrej
Person 1: Dude I thought you farted 😆