A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once
Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once
Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder
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A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes
Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi
A poop that only requires one wipe to fully clean
Person1: I have an appointment in 5 minutes but I really have to crap!
Person2: Go quick! Hopefully it will be a one wipe wonder
A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.
At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.
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After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.
Yes...i jus dropped the kids off and wiped, looked at the paper...Sweet!!! One wipe wonder!!!
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the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once
Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder