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The fact of maintaining a constant online presence, in order to be able to instantly react to any new internet developments, no matter how insignificant. Onlineness may lead to acute loneliness and pathological syndromes such as extralineaphobia.
Onliners often have a very limited and/or virtual social life, despite new technological developments such as smartphones enabling them to be on the internet at all times. Side effects to social onlineness include annoying behaviours such as googling-every-word-in-a-real-life-conversation to more dangerous ones like uploading-pictures-of-that-car–wreck-while-driving.
- Matt's become such an extreme onliner, it's impossible to have a chat with him without at some point having to react to one of his virtual friends' tweet. I think I'll stop seeing him altogether.
- Yeah, or you could offer him to have drinks on a video call. That'd make him feel silly enough he'd stop.
- You dream, I bet he'd be up for it.
- Onlineness is a bitch.
An onliner is someone who plays CS online and does things which are normally impossible to do on LAN. For example an onliner may HS you while on a ladder or while in mid air. These acts are usually met with agression from players who recieve such ridiculous HS's and thus the term onliner was born.
"Get fuck you stupid onliner, diol"
"Yeah id like to see that online you stupid random"
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A phrase used by insecure Counter-Strike players to insult other players who don't compete on LAN after getting owned by some dude who is probably better than him
Player 1: *Owns Player 2*
Player 2: Do that on LAN you fucking onliner piece of shit
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Bay Area slang meaning that you are slanging. That you have drugs for sale.
(dread-head)"yo is you online yet?"
(D-Boy) "yeah mayne im online with that good"
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I am just an online person in your eyes.
Even though we met offline.
I guess I don't deserve anything real, but artificial and virtual. We can't even have a real face-to-face conversation. Even when we are online, you are in incognito mode, saying that you are someone else to me. You cannot even honest about who you are when you talk to me. I don't use fake account or phone numbers to talk to you. is the same way when you write. You think it's fun. I think it's not and very insincere.
I just don't do that. I treat you like you are you. We met offline, in person. I don't like pretending like we don't know about each others when we talk. I admire and care for the person I know offline, not online. (You)
I am tired with the internet. Frustrations have caused my tears to roll down on my face countless of time.
Nobody cares.
about how I feel.
Not even you.
I am real. I have proven to you through actions.
Now I don't like online.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 08, 2022
It's My name
Please it's Onlin
Not Online
-Hey do you know Onlin
-Online?
-No
the ability of a device to connect to the internet.
Yeah, I can view certain websites on my Blackberry, but the iPhone has better onlineability.
Xbox Live completely pwns the Playstation network in terms of onlineabilty.