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Opened the ham

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.

Oh man! Which smellyck's opened the ham?

by Beardross January 15, 2008


Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 10, 2008