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Opporpoonity

The opportunity available for poon at a given place or time.

1. Man! There is a lot of opporpoonity at that new strip club!!

2. You're going to an all girl's boarding school?? Think of the all the opporpoonity!!

by Jez & Brooke August 26, 2005

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Opporpoonity

A good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch.

Man I lost her phone number and totally blew my opporpoonity.

by Snakeface. May 27, 2009

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opporpoonity

An opportunity to get poon.

"Those two assholes just cockblocked our amazing opporpoonity."

"This could be a great opporpoonity."



by jrsb April 8, 2009


Missed Opporpoonity

When you miss out on getting some pussy. Reasons most likely involve being too drunk, you have a girlfriend, or forgot to bring a condom and after asking girl if it was okay she refused.

Amanda:"Heyy Zach, you should come upstairs with me real quick..."
Zach:"I can't, my girlfriend is here"

Damn bro thats some missed opporpoonity

by Ralford November 16, 2010

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Opporpoonity

The opportunity to get laid.

Dude, Jill and I made out all night i think i had an opporpoonity.

by Dingleberry69ya February 13, 2015