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A small town and its senior (Old Orcutt) sadly lumped in with the shit hole known as Santa Maria. Orcuttiers generally dislike Santa Maria for stealing their money, and generally hate Santa Barbara for the same reason seeing as Santa Barbara takes tax money to beautify their own streets while Santa Maria and Orcutt slip down the road to shitsville.
Orcutt is home to Charlie's King Felafel, and home to the best BBQ in AMerica, though its still titled Santa Maria style.
Hey? Don't you live in Santa Maria?
No, dude. I live in Orcutt. But you can switch the Zip codes around without having an issue.
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Slang for a woman's dirty va-jay-jay.
No way, I'd never fool around with her, she has a orcutt.
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An Emo lesbian who radiates top energy
omg is that Brooke Orcutt?
Look she has a flannel on!
An ugly hoe wears WAY too much eyeliner and needs a nosejob
Oh my god its obvious that she is brooke orcutt just look at her, Jesus it looks like she just fucked a chicken strip
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The act of urinating in a womans vagina during intercourse and proceeding to eat her out.
Kyle gave Kelly an Orcutt Lemon Juicer and now his tounge is yellow.
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It’s when you
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa (I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa (ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
Wow, the Ryan Orcutt Effect made me blow up Malaysia!!
A snitch for sure , prolly lazy fat fuck with a smokin hot mom that rides my dick
Orcutt, I fucked your mom