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Ordinals

Ordinals:
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1. A groundbreaking convergence of art and cryptography, Ordinals redefine digital ownership by embedding indelible masterpieces within the Bitcoin blockchain, heralding a renaissance for the digital age where every pixel becomes a testament to innovation and vision.

2. A distinctive type of digital asset associated with Bitcoin, representing unique ownership over specific data or digital artifacts inscribed on the Bitcoin blockchain.

3. Bitcoin's artsy cousin who left the finance world to become a digital Picasso, creating unique doodles that everyone in the crypto-neighborhood wants on their blockchain wall.

4. Bitcoin's trendy sidekick; while Bitcoin's busy being the serious coin of the realm, Ordinals are out there throwing digital art parties on the blockchain and making every byte count!

"While Bitcoin was busy crunching numbers, Ordinals threw on a beret and started the Mona Lisa of blockchains โ€“ who knew crypto had such a creative streak?"

"If Bitcoin is the serious older sibling counting every penny, Ordinals is the younger one turning those pennies into groundbreaking digital art installations!"

"Ordinals decided that if they were going to live on the blockchain, they might as well turn it into the Louvre of the digital world, one pixel at a time.

"Hey girl, have you seen my ordinal collection? No? You must be crazy. 'Cause this is just the BitGinning of all that is going to be right in the world."

by KingOfSuckBallsMountain September 14, 2023

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Ordin

ordin is and somewhat intelligent okay guy who is sometimes funny but has no taste of girls and his eyebrows split weird ordin will not get a girl cause he doesnt want to and no girls like him now maybe in the future but he is a good guy with horrible tast in food and friends

ordin is a good guy

by jjjjjjjjjccjjj September 7, 2017

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ordinances

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

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ordinal

Someone who is very stern, strict, anal, stuck up, snotty, snobby, noobish, laking of friends, a complete loser, and etc.

It basically covers all the curse words by saying the simple phrase " You are so ordinal".

Originates frum my head (which one) lol adam.

Hey Sutton! Hey Nick! STFU U ORDINAL BITCH DICKFACE COCKMASTER PUSSY WIPPED BITCH!

by Nicktheguywhoknoesall April 1, 2005

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Plum Ordinance

When a player dives on the ground after a basketball

The player got a Plum Ordinance for diving after the basketball.

by Sajak April 21, 2013

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bro-ordinate

The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.

-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.

-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.

-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.

by familyguyfan6969 May 8, 2009

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Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.

by Abnormal Facies March 10, 2011

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