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It's what happens to a person, place, or thing when they experience several tragic, unexpected, and unrelated events within a short period of time and/or a short distance of one another.
Matt: Hey, did you hear about Jesse's car wreck?
Gavin: Yeah, and didn't his dog die yesterday?
Matt: Yeah, and he also had his wallet and phone stolen on Friday.
Gavin: Man, Jesse is just getting Orlandoed.
Matt: ikr
Katie: Our city has just been getting Orlandoed lately. All these horrible things happening...
Jim: Yeah, that's why I don't like to watch the news nowadays.
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Orlando is a very sweet and handsome boy who treats his s/o like they're everything to them. Very shy at first but if he's comfortable with you he will joke with you and play with you. He's weird in a good way and is a very true and genuine person. Hes very hot but doesn't know that himself. He won't lie to you he will make sure you know he loves you. if you find an orlando never let go because he's very rare and will treat you like his world.
Me and orlando went out today
Orlando is so cute and sweet
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An ice cream sandwich made with Oreo ice cream (OR) & (AND) chocolate chip cookie dough (DO) sandwiched between two apple danishes.
I bet Buzz he couldn't finish the Orlando in one bite - he got a headache and my $20!
Eats ass and pussy also his dick is 93 feet long.
Orlando means he is a ass eating pussy eating big dick motherfucker.
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A city where people:
*Can't drive
*Are more often than not, a tourist
*Actually have to leave the clubs by 2:30
*Drive BMW's, but have foodstamps, WIC, 4-C, etc
Also, a city with never-ending construction which causes crazy back-ups on I-4
Orlando is HELL with a bungee cord.
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Super badass kid with a big dick and also gets all the lady's as well as great as everything in life
He's such an Orlando
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Most intelligent , masculant, and handsome of the male species. A dashing ladies man with a rugged virile allure that leaves women soaking in their seats.
The penis of Orlando is sweet and savory like sauce drenched barbecued ribs.
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