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Literal perfection. She has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h*ck with her. So don't h*ck with her. She has been in numerous films. One of her best roles was in a movie called My Dreams. If you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like Emily Osment. It will drop the panties faster than a black man in the Olympics.
"Damn, that Emily Osment is perfect" -Everyone
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One of the worst singers/actress in the entire world.You will literally explode if you listen to her music.Her overly squeaky squirrel nose plugged voice is rather annoying.
OMG! you sound like Emily Osment *Explodes*
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An unbearably annoying little wannabe who can't sing or act. co-stars in the Disney series "Hannah Montana" (which is equally as vomit-insucing as Emily herself). She thinks she's funny, cute and talented when she's really neither of those things. Once you hear her voice, you will most likely experience the sudden urge to punch the crap out of her and all of her whiney little fans- unless, that is, you're a stupid 12 year old fangirl.
Fangirl: LYK OHMYBUDDHA EMILY OSMENT LYK HAS A NW CD!!!!!!!!!11!one!!! IMMA GO BY IT LOL!
Me: Go fall in a hole.
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One of the most amazing people on the planet earth. Not only did he star in The Sixth Sense at the young age of 11, he was nominated for an Academy award and won a Saturn award. He is a straight A student, talented in many sports, and plays piano and guitar. The best and most talented performer ever. Also called HJO. One of the only child stars to not become a druggie or something equally bad. He grew up to be very healthy and attractive. (although he did flip his car over from drunk driving and got arrested once for possession of drugs =(. BUT he immiditley fixed this up and continued acting =)
Haley Joel Osment: *huge, terrified eyes full of emotion, talent, and tears* "they don't see each other. They only see what they want to see..."
M. Night Shamayalan: ohmygod
Bruce Willis: lucky...
Jealous prick: stupid nerd
Me: *SLAP*
HJO is awesome
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Osment, a nice and loving gentle men who goes out of his way to help people he cares about. A very flirtatious guy. You can always joke with him, he might not seem like he pays attention to you but he's always aware of your presence. He's sweet and gets jealous. He is always happy for you no matter the circumstances. He might seem childish, but he is actually a very mature guy. Keep him around, he'll always be there for you. He’s not the type of guy to go from girl to girl he’ll find a girl to date and date her to plan to marry her.
Woah Osment is such a lover boy, he’s such a gentleman.