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a boring ass town with nothing to fucking do but go to the one good pizza place in town
person 1: hey you wanna hang out
person 2: yea lets hang out at your house i havent been to oyster bay yet
person 1: theres nothing to do
*silence*
person 2: theres gotta be something
person 1: just walk around and eat pizza pretty much
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Oyster Bay is a small town on Long Island filled with stuck up white kids. It’s so small that nobody knows what it is. There’s like 5 different pizza places and at least 10 nail salons. It’s actually really pretty by the water especially in the summer. The only time it gets crowded is for oyster fest when half of Long Island comes. Don’t even get me started on Oyster Bay Cove. It’s basically rich white kids that use their parents money for everything. Sick parties tho. Cove neck is pretty boring unless you wanna see Teddy Roosevelt’s house. Everyone knows everything about everyone here and anyone who actually lives in Oyster bay hates that people from Towns like Hicksville, Locust Valley, Syosset etc get access to Tobay beach.
Person 1: Where u from?
Person 2: Oyster Bay
Person 1: What is that?
Person 2: *shakes head*
In OB we have a cute lil bay thats kinda gross but noone really cares, the only time anyone wants to come here is Oyster Fest, and we have like four pizza places even though its small
i go to Oyster Bay to go fishing.
A destination? A way of life... a philosophy, if you will. But more to the point, that place in between a dream and waking up, what’s the scientific term for that? Oh yeah, Oyster Bay.
Back in 2018 I was in the middle of sweet little catamaran ride down the swells of Oyster Bay with my confidante Roberto Mucho (an Ivory smuggler/philanthropist...on the run from Interpol, something to do with Phil Collins. I didn’t ask) we were finishing the better half of a bottle of chassagne mantrachette when suddenly light of the moon danced across the surface of the sea and we both knew in that moment... only in Oyster Bay.
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A blasting ass area with wealthy white people that get mad bitches. The parties here are the best and the kids all are wealthy af
You’re moving to oyster bay cove? You a rich kid now!
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one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
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one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
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