P.E.N.I.S.

P.E.N.I.S. - Post Ejaculatory Non-Interest Syndrome.

The post-coital complete lack of interest in the female companion that engulfs the majority of males as soon as their female conquest has brought them to climax

Girl: That was amazing, I love you so much.

(Silence)

Girl: Have you fallen asleep already?

Boy: Nope, just got a bit of P.E.N.I.S. Don't worry about it.

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P.E.N.I.S.

Slang for a vape. "Portable Electronic Nicotine Inhalation System"

Tim sits at his desk sucking that P.E.N.I.S. all day!

P.E.N.I.S.

Personality, Energy, Neaty, Intelligent, Style

I showed that girl my P.E.N.I.S. and now since we're close, I showed her my penis.

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P.e.n.i.s

P-Peoples
E-Enterprise of
N-Neutral
I-Irish
S-States

Would you like to join P.E.N.I.S?

John is the Head of P.E.N.I.S

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P.E.N.I.S.

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhaling System

“Hey bro, let me hit your P.E.N.I.S.”
“Yo, you got your P.E.N.I.S. on you?”
“Lemme smack your P.E.N.I.S. real fast dude”

P.E.N.I.S

Personal electronic nicotine inhalant system

"Bro can i hit you p.e.n.i.s?"
"I can't find my p.e.n.i.s."