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It's when you start "talking" with a girl. It's the beginning of "part x.xx", which is similar to the "bases" for relationships. The closer you get with the girl, the higher the number. If you start going out with the girl, that turns into part 2. One night stands can be as high as part 1.99 since you're not actually going out with the girl.
Brian: I heard that "G" got up to part 1.99 with some guy. Wtheo!
Wes: Yeah. Dude, she's not going out with that guy, but they got pretty far.
Brian: I got to part 2 already. Even up to part 2.8, woohoo.
Brian: I haven't gotten to part 1 because of how long I've been in a relationship. Yee.
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Cheesebrexmed
Cheesebrexmed Is the god of everything in everything. He hates everything. Cheesebrexmed is also cursed by the sickness of the peat. This so-called peat sickness is the consequence from the frog venom the person consumes. After a specific period of time the person starts to peat. Cheesebrexmed is also a carrier of the legacy of BBreb. The colour BBreb is nothing and everything at the same time. Regular humans or NPC’s cannot imagine this type of colour and have no chance ever seeing BBreb. BBreb is a colour that explains everything beyond Human imagination resulting that only Cheesebrexmed can potentially see this phenomenon. However, there is a theory that BBreb is hidden under Mabes wig. Although this is only a theory and not proven!
Peating causes extreme conditions and makes the person Gil. These studies have been shown by brex HQ (The very first peatsers) extreme peats can happen everywhere, you are invincible and can in some cases levitate. (Caution! Headbump peats can cause concussion)
Relaxed wrist peat can be a very dangerous peat, usually it’s just a normal small little slap with a lmpao looking back head and a tight body and of course, a relaxed wrist. But, if you consume enough energy, you can flick everything out of everything, yes it will also flick the nothingness, stuff you cannot comprehend, there will not be nothing left of everything, less than nothing, after that before that until it! It all begins again (Quantum restart) we restart. – Gil
cheesebrexmed part. 1 long jump
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The best part by far with best waifu, speedwagon and to hot buff dudes Dio and Jonathan Joestar. But every fake Jojo fan skips it like fuck how gay are you like you are not even cool gay like us chad non part skippers. Like part 3 is over rated come on now.
Part skipper. I skipped jojo part 1 and 2 to get to 3
Chad. Your sin is unforgivable and you shall die for your heresy
Chard proceeds to sunlight yellow overdrive his part skipping ass
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A phrase that a girl will use during sex to finish you off (make you reach orgasm) while she's riding you, stroking you, etc. (Part 1)
If you say "I'm gonna cum!" she may respond with a verbal "finisher"
- "Do it!"
- "Do it now!"
- "Really?"
- "Oh yeah?"
- "Oh yes!"
- "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
- "I know you are!"
- "Mmmmmhh!!"
- "Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaah!"
- "Oooooooh! Oooooooh!"
- "Then cum!"
- “Yeah? You’re gonna cum for me?"
- "Yes! Give it to me!"
- "Good! Cum for me!"
- "Cum for me, babe!"
- "Cum on my face / tits!"
- ”Spray it on my tits!”
- "Just cum for me already!"
- "Spray it all over me!"
- "Cum inside me!"
- "Cum for me right now!"
- "Cum so hard for me!"
- "Give me all of your cum!"
- "I need your cum!"
- "I'll make you cum so hard / fast!"
- "I'm gonna make you cum cum cum!"
- “Time for you to cum cum cum!”
- "Look at me when you cum!"
- “Look into my eyes when you cum!”
- "Say my name when you cum! Say it!"
- "I can't take it anymore!"
- "Me, too!"
- "I'm cumming too!"
- "Faster! Harder! Deeper!"
- ”I’m gonna ride you like a horse!”
- "I"ll make you erupt like a volcano!"
- "I'll make you cum like a geyser!"
- ”I’ll make you explode like the Big Bang!”
- "I'm gonna drain your balls dry!"
- “I want to drain all the cum out of you!”
- "This is the best sex ever!"
- "This is the best sex I've ever had!"
- "We should do this every day!"
- "I can do this all day / night long!"
- “Here it cums!”
- “Humph. That was too easy!”
- “Oh you like that, huh?”
- “Of course you are!”
- “We have to do this more often!”
- “We can do this every day if you want!”
- “I wish we had done this sooner!”
- “This feels even better than last time!”
- “Why didn’t we do this before?”
- “Why didn’t you tell me you were so big!”
- “I didn’t know you were so good in bed!”
- “I told you I’m great in bed!”
- “I’m so sexy, aren’t I?”
- “Yeah! I’m the best!”
- “I’ll never let go of you!”
- “You’re amazing!”
- “You can take it!”
- “You won’t be the same after I’m finished with you!”
Finisher (Part 1)
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the technical term to define a sexual encounter that may occur while traveling to West Virgina for a ski trip. Three people, one male and two females of which one is a neutral party and does not partake in any sexual activity, are in involved. The male in question must be wearing sweat pants (jeans are oppitional and may be substituted for the for mentioned sweat pants)and a north face jacket and or a hoodie from the home school team of the said person. The female not partaking in any sexual comment must be sitting in the seat on the back of the bus to the left of the male who is sitting in a seat closest to the isle. The female taking part in the sexual contact must be laying across both the male and neutral female with their head laying across the neutral females lap and the torso and or ass across the lap of the male. The female then must slight raise her right
Hogan received a Shobogan Hogan Part 1 while on the charter bus
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It was the first day of school and David was not happy but his mom was like "go to fucking school david or I will beat you" so he did he was thinking about his friends at old school he said to his self "i will become king of school and if any and I mean any one i will kill them" all the people look at him and he looked back but David did not see the cop running at him he look back and run as fast as could. He run in to a ally way wich went to the hood wich his was there. It was a shady place then some kids jump him they where black David did not like black people he said "you fucking niggers go back to your home land" they said" diss nigga dont like nigga lets kill him" the cops got the other kids off David. a other kid came up to David and said "the name is Eldon dont worry about the school gane" David said " my name is David nice to meet you " David wanted to kill the kids who jumped him david said to Eldon about his plan to kill the the kid to that jumped him. Eldon said to David that he like to kill cats in his free time that he has been wanting been wanting to kill the school gane too so David joined Eldon"s gane the bell rings David finds what class he is in david is in the 8th grade this year. David was in the same classroom as the the school gane but he got eldon in there to school was boring he went home at 3:15. on the walk home David look at the a kid it was from the gane David got a rock and
the end of part 1
you are a david fanfiction part 1
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We must talk about Kimber, Kimberdek. We must talk about kimberdek! FOR. It was Kimberly's wedding (it was her wedding) she was getting ready and there were tons of clouds in the sky(lots of clouds in the sky)Derek walks in with a charming grin! SUNSHINE(Kimberly says)are we getting married or not?(Derek)I'm sorry my love lets go... hand in hand they walked outside(Derek)Kimberly you're the most beautiful bride! Everybody gathered at their side! Such a joyous day but anyway: we must talk about kimber, kimberdek! We must talk about Kimberdek! Derek and Kimberly so very lovely! You can always hear them arguing. Duh Duh Duh. Those 2 lovebirds also kinda notnerds. We must talk about Kimber, Kimberdek. 11 foot runaway, flowers on the floor, when the bride comes out there is an uproar. We must talk about kimberdek They said they hated me. YA YA now they're thanking me YA YA This is kimberdek you see! YA YA Their fate is sealed when they get married!
The Kimberdek Song Part 1 is so catchy! I love it!!
The Kimberdek Song is to the tune of "We don't talk about Bruno".
When is Part 2 going to come out?!