pawts

On Craigslist in the Providence rant and rave section, some guy who types in ebonics on how the "Pawts", will eventually rule the universe and how awesome the Pawts are. He talks trash about Providence and about an issue everyone is talking about and draws really funny pictures of himself with a 14" taint and a dick longer than a cobra. He does it in a really funny way. His posts are also in all caps and he types the way a typical ghetto bastard would speak. The only thing worth reading in the R&R section these days, where the rest is dumb pricks on boring bullshit politcal issues like racism and immigration flaming one another as if their post will make any difference whatsoever. See funny as fuck.

Always ends his post with GO PAWTS! or GO MUDDALUBBIN' PAWTS!

Pawts is the only reason I still read the R&R section on the Providence Craigslist.

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pawts

Slang for "Patriots" as in "New England Patriots". Used only by idiotic New England natives who, because of there stupid accents, can't sat "Pats".

The Pawts are gahnna pawk theyah cahs in the Hahvahd Yahd. Bitches.

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PAWT PIE

Unlike pot pie, pawt pie is a sacred meal. Used as both consumption, and as the word of summoning for DESERT HEAD, pawt pie is infinite, and will continue to bring us wisdom. All hail my broskis.

Friend 1: "Dude I ate so much pot pie last ni-"
Friend 2: "DUDE! Dude, my guy, you mean pawt pie? Don't wanna anger god up there..."

Snitch Pawt

Snitch Pawt - (snĭch pŏt)

- snitch pawt·ed, snitch pawt·ing, snitch pawt·er -

Noun
1. An informer.
2. A turncoat.
3. A tattletale.

Origin unknown (Some sources say it was a brave and wise man)

Synonyms for snitch:
1. betrayer
2. blabbermouth
3. canary
4. double-crosser
5. fink
6. informant
7. narc and/or nark
8. rat
9. snitcher
10. squealer
11. tattler

12. tattletales
13. tipster
14. turncoat
15. weasel
16. whistle-blower

You're a snitch pawt for telling on me!

and/or
Don't tell little Johnny, because he's a snitch pawt. He always tattletales on us.
and/or
My boss found out that I wasn't sick because of some snitch pawt at work.
and/or
If you are found to be a snitch pawt in prison, then you will get whacked.

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PAWT

Acronym meaning "Phat Ass White Twink"

Dude 1: Yo, did you just see that twink that passed by?
Dude 2: Absolute PAWT right there

pawts

also known as parts. typically spoken by someone with a speed impediment or that is bored. Commonly used in the automotive industry

Tom you have a Pawts call on the phone for you